最新消息:Atari被google收购了

[这个贴子最后由asasaass在 2005/04/02 10:27pm 第 1 次编辑]

出自TAU
Today the Google company founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin proclamated themselves as “the biggest TA Fans ever” in a GameSpy/IGN PC interview:
“Well, Google started back in 1995 but the current algorithm that made us the top search engine of the net, the PageRank, was based in micromanaging TA units”, said Sergey Brin.
“We figured out that the other search engines were like ‘;OMG ZERG RUSH!!!11’;. It wasn’;t hard to make something better. And since TA owns StarCrap, Google would automatically pwn the other search engines. GMail was our way to tell the world ‘;PWNED!!’;” -Larry Page
“Yeah, Flash rush isn’;t the way to go” -SB
“Shut up Arm vermin!” - LP
Later in the interview they announced:
“Since we are the World’;s biggest TA Fans ,and we’;re Google, we decided to take over Atari because they plain suck. The Phantagram thing pissed us.” -LP
“Will you personally manage the new Atari?” - GameSpy
“Hell no, we have to focus on taking over Microsoft in the next April 1st. Who will manage the new Atari will be a guy named Mark Warner, from TAUniverse.com. We still have to tell him that.” -LP
We tried to contact Mark “Nexus” Warner but the phone went mute when we told him the news.

忘了说
这个只是愚人节笑话而已